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Dread Lord

"If I have wings, why am I always walking?"
(ring) "Yes? For the last time, I am a Dread Lord, not a drug lord!"
"This is not a dress. This is the standard Dread Lord uniform!"
(ring) "Yes? Hey Darkness, what's up? The Demon Hunter left you a message? No, I don't have his number."
"And then, after I overthrow this fool... Oh hello. I-I didn't know you were there!"
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Tauren

"Got milk?"
"Hey, what are these letters burned on my ass?!?"
"Olé!"
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Grunt

"Why are you poking me again?"
"Why don't you lead an army instead of touching me?"
"Poke poke poke... is that all you do?"
"Oooooh... That was kind of nice."
"Me no sound like Yoda, do I?"
"It's not easy being greeeen!"
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Priest

"Scalpel. Sponge. Magic wand."
"Clear!!!" (buuzzz)
"Side effects may include dry mouth, nausea, vomiting, water retention, painful rectal itch, hallucination, dementia, psychosis, coma, death, and halitosis. Magic is not for everyone; consult your doctor before use."
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Demon Hunter

"Darkness called... but I was on the phone, so I missed him. I tried to 'Star69' darkness, but his machine picked up. I yelled, 'Pick up the phone, darkness!!!', but he ignored me. Darkness must have been screening his calls..."
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Tichondrius

"The Legion needs... a better dental plan. These fangs are killing me!"
"Darkness... needs to get DSL. His line is always busy!"
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Acolyte

"All I see is blackness... Oh wait, my hood is down."
"My life for Aiur!!!... uh, I mean, Ner'Zhul."
"Once you head down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny! ...And you get dental."
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Paladin

"Touch me not, I am Chaste!"
"Is that a sword? Luxury!!! Is that a horse? Sloth!!! Is that a helmet? Vanity!!!"
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Shade

"I am having a mid-death crisis."
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Footman

"Are you still touching me?"
"Don’t you have a kingdom to run?"
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Grunt

"Quit poking me."
"Oohooh... That tickles."
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Battleship / Destroyer

"Stop rocking the boat."
"You’re making me seasick."
(Bleeaaachhh...)
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Artanis

"Stop poking me!"
"What do I look like, an Orc?!"
"This is not 'Warcraft' in space!"
"This is far more sophisticated!"
"I know it's not 3-D!"
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Medic

"I’ve already ‘checked you out’, Commander."
"You want another 'physical'?"
"Ready for your ‘sponge bath’?"
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