A n d · N o w · F o r · S o m e t h i n g · C o m p l e t e l y · D i f f e r e n t

Sergeant Major : "Now, I would just like to point out that this film is displaying a distinct tendency to become silly. Now, nobody likes a good laugh more than I do... except, perhaps my wife and some of her friends. Oh, yes, and Captain Johnson... Come to think of it, most people like a good laugh more than I do, but that's beside the point! I'm warning this film not to get silly again! Right!"

N o r t h · b y · N o r t h w e s t

Thornhill : "I am not Mister Kaplan."
Assassin : "Of course not. You answer his telephone, you live in his hotel room... and yet you are not Mister Kaplan?"

Van Damme : "Has anyone ever told you that you overplay your various roles rather severely, Mister Kaplan? [...]"
Thornhill : "Apparently, the only performance that will satisfy you is when I play dead!"
Van Damme : "Your very next role, and you will be quite convincing, I assure you..."

T h e · S i l e n c e · o f · t h e · L a m b s

Lecter : "I did not kill him, I assure you, I merely tucked him away, just as I found him... after he had missed three appointments."
Starling : "If you didn't kill him, then who did, Sir?"
Lecter : "Who can say? Best thing for him, really. His therapy was going nowhere..."

Lecter : "I do wish we could talk longer, but I am having an old friend for dinner. Bye..."

T h e · H u d s u c k e r · P r o x y

Amy Archer :
"I used to think you were a swell guy. Well, to be honest, I thought you were an imbecile. But then I figured out you WERE a swell guy... A little slow, maybe, but a swell guy. Well, maybe you're not so slow, But you're not so swell either. And it looks like you're an imbecile after all!"
"Only a numbskull thinks he knows things about things he knows nothing about."

S u n s e t · B o u l e v a r d

Schaefer : "Right now I just want to crawl in a hole and pull it in after me."

Gillis : "You used to be big."
Desmond : "I AM big. It’s the pictures that got small."

Desmond : "You are writing words, words, more words! But you’ve made a rope of words that’s strangling this business!!!"

Desmond : "You like it here."
Gillis : "Thanks for the invitation."

Gillis : "But it wasn’t so simple getting some coherence into those wild hallucinations of hers. And what made it even tougher was that she was around me all the time, hovering over me, afraid I’d do some injury to that precious brainchild of hers."

Gillis : "I didn’t argue with her. You don’t argue at a sleepwalker; he might fall and break his neck."

Gillis : "What right do you have to take me for granted?"
Desmond : "What right? Do you want me to tell you?"

Schaefer : "I’ve been hoping to run into you."
Gillis : "What for, so you can recover that knife that you stuck in my back?"

Desmond : "You went out last night, didn’t you...?"
Gillis : "What makes you say that?"
Desmond : "I just happen to know it... I had a nightmare. I screamed for you. You weren’t here. Where were you?!"
Gillis : "I went out for a walk."
Desmond : "No you didn’t, you took the car..."
Gillis : "All right, I drove to the beach. Norma, you don’t want me too feel that I’m locked up in this house!"
Desmond : "Of course not, it’s just that I don’t want to be left alone [...]. All I ask is that you be a little kind and a little patient with me!"
Gillis : "I haven’t done anything."
Desmond : "Of course you haven’t... I wouldn’t LET you..."

Gillis : "Well, this is where you came in, back at that pool again, the one I always wanted. It's dawn now and they must have photographed me a thousand times. Then they got a couple of pruning hooks from the garden and fished me out... ever so gently. Funny, how gentle people get with you once you're dead."

T h e · R e t u r n · o f · t h e · K i n g

Merry and Pippin :
You can drink your fancy ales,
You can drink them by the flagon.
But the only brew for the brave and truuuuuueee
comes from the Green Dragon!

Gandalf : "To bring him news of his beloved son's death would be most unwise. And don't mention Frodo or the ring. And say nothing of Aragorn either. In fact, it's best if you don't speak at all, Peregrin Took."

Gorbag :
"Loooks like ol' Shheeelob's been having a bit of funnn..."
"Nooo, this fellow ain't dead! She jabs them with her stinger and they go as limp as a bonnned fisssh! Then, she has her way with them. That's how she likes to feeed; fresh blood!Take him to the tower!"
"Then he'll wish he'd never been born."

T h e · F e l l o w s h i p · o f · t h e · R i n g

Bilbo
"No thank you! We don't want any more visitors, well-wishers or distant relations!"
"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve!"

Orc : "What orders from Mordor, my Lorrrd? What does the eye commannnd?"

T h e · T w o · T o w e r s

Treebeard : "Side? I am on nobody's side because nobody's on my side..."

Treebeard : "My home. I sleep in the forest near the roots of the mountain. I told Gandalf I would keep you safe and safe is where I'll keep you."

M e n · i n · B l a c k

Kay : "Human thought is so primitive that it is looked upon as an infectious disease in some parts of the Galaxy."

T h e · G o o d b y e · G i r l

Garfield : "And because of a mentally arthritic director, I'm about to play the second greatest role in the history of the English theatre like the fresh double order of Californian fruit salad!"

S t a r · T r e k · V I · : · T h e · U n d i s c o v e r e d · C o u n t r y

Kirk : "Spock, you want to know something? Everybody's human."
Spock : "I find that remark... insulting."

F i g h t · C l u b

Tyler : "It could be worse. A woman could cut your balls off while your sleeping and toss them out of a moving vehicle."
Jack : "There's... that."

Jack : "You're making a big mistake fellahs!"
Officer : "You told us you'd say that."
Jack : "I'm not Tyler Durden!!"
Officer : "You told us you'd say that too."
Jack : "Okay, I am Tyler Durden, and I'm giving you a direct order: we're aborting this mission, right now."
Officer : "You told us you'd definitely say that."

A i r p l a n e !

Doctor : "What did we have for dinner?"
Stewardess : "We had a choice : steak or fish."
Doctor : "Yes, I remember... I had the lasagna."

S t a r · T r e k · X · : · N e m e s i s

Picard : "But have you two considered what you were doing to me? Sure, you're happy, but what about my needs?! This is all a damned inconvenience!"

S t a r · T r e k · I V · : · T h e · V o y a g e · H o m e